User:Eponymous Coward
I'm Eponymous Coward, and surprisingly, this user page is named after me.
My solemn oath as a Wikipedian
[edit]| This is my article. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My article is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it, as I must master my life. Without me my article is useless. Without my article, I am useless. I must edit my article true. I must delete faster than my enemy who is trying to add patent nonsense. I must revert him before he reverts me. I will. Before Jimbo I swear this creed. My article and myself are defenders of my POV. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviours of my life. So be it—until there is no enemy—but peace. Amen. |