Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Ewnion, Ontario

• Delete and BJAODN: It's pretty funny, in that Mankato, Minnesota way, although a bit crude. Geogre 17:21, 7 Aug 2004 (UTC)

• I cannot find any reference to this town. It appears to be a prank. I have searched http://geonames.nrcan.gc.ca/search/search_e.php Samw 17:06, 7 Aug 2004 (UTC)

Keep. The citizens of Ewnion will be outraged to discover that the rest of the world thinks their community is a joke. - Tim

Keep. Just because Ewnion is more exciting than your average small town doesn't give you the right to say it doesn't exist. I've seen (and touched) the big Buttocks, and I'll tell you, there's nothing 'fake' about that. - A Concerned Citizen

Keep. A Joke? I've been living in Ewnion for 19 years, and my friends and I are outraged that our town could be considered so insignificant as to label it a 'joke'! This situation WILL be rectified, by the buttocks of Arnold Jackson Smith! -Outraged Citizen

• Delete. Not in The Times Atlas of the World. No relevant Google hits. Not found in the Canada 411 phone directory, http://www.canada411.ca/ . Should not be in Wikipedia. [[User:Dpbsmith|Dpbsmith (talk)]] 20:54, 7 Aug 2004 (UTC)

Agree. Dpbsmith002

You're right. Yet again, as usual. DopPelgangerBsmith

You can say that again! CertainlyNotASockPuppet

Dpbsmith is my idol. EthelbertNevinObscureJokeBetNobodyGetsIt

I intended these to be obvious jokes. Probably not a good idea in VfD. Sorry if they offended. [[User:Dpbsmith|Dpbsmith (talk)]] 10:46, 8 Aug 2004 (UTC)

I like the way you write as four other people to agree to your sentence. All those comments are you...

Despicable! What a terrible thing to do! I am shocked, shocked. I can only thank goodness that they didn't actually vote. WhateverGaveItAway? See above, struck out by [[User:Dpbsmith|Dpbsmith (talk)]] 10:46, 8 Aug 2004 (UTC)

• Delete and BJAODN. (Vandals, please procure a picture of a giant stone butt statue for the article. It'll make BJAODN prettier.) Side note: 4.11.17.36, one of the authors of the Ewnion, Ontario article and the anonymous Keep votes, above, had contributed some patent nonsense to the Murrieta, California article, which I fixed. --Benc 21:15, 7 Aug 2004 (UTC)
• Delete and do not BJAODN. Articles by vandals are no laughing matter, and the sockpuppetry above is nothing short of pathetic. I'm diffing all future edits here by anonymous users in this page to make sure people's words don't get changed --Ardonik 04:40, 2004 Aug 8 (UTC)
  • Update: As usual, my sarcasm detector malfunctioned. One day I'll have to buy a suitable replacement, but for now, I'll retract my sock puppetry accusations. I still vote to delete, though. --Ardonik 10:08, Aug 8, 2004 (UTC)
• Delete. If this town exists, it must be so small that it wouldn't have notability.
• Delete. Geonet also doesn't mention it. Nikola 17:07, 10 Aug 2004 (UTC)