User:Smallwhitelight

(very old) Biography

Smallwhitelight is a deviant and a scoundrel. Born in Oxford, UK, he soon moved to the Florida Panhandle, where he was the only child in his kindergarten class with an English accent. He is a graduate of Niceville High School and the University of West Florida as well as an unrepentant graduate school drop out. Sean has worked in a dizzying number of job types, including bartender, beer bottler, store manager, warehouse drone, ice cream girl, lawn boy, dish washer, installation hanger, educational material writer, record store clerk, tobacconist, semi-suicidal saw monkey, and most recently, grammar and writing tutor at the UWF writing lab where he was the cruel and heartless overlord of both the online writing lab (OWL) and the Grammar Hotline, a nationally known language research service. In his spare time, he enjoys juggling, starting small fires, and video games. His interests are broad and divergent, ranging from linguistic syntax and the deeper secrets of prepositions to ancient cults and unnamed gods. His intellectual curiosity makes him a compulsive question answerer, though his sloth leads to great and often fanciful speculation. He has an overdeveloped sense of irony.